Spank The Monkey For The Holidays!

Mutha Fuck! It's Crimass! I gots me a 40 and some cookies. Come on ladies, it's time to give Angry Albino Sock Monkey the luvin' you been savin' up for now. I'm layn' under the tree with a big ass bow tied to mah big ass monkey stick.

Okay, whatevah. I been drinkin' since 8 o'clock this morning and I'm jus in the spirit of the holidaze. Shit, have yo sef a merry fuckin' crimass!