Where's The Love???
I'm tellin' you it's not here. Ain't no love fo this primate. Fuck, I can't even pay for it these days. Mainly 'cuz Bitch all uptight about her money and shit. She's makeing me work for all the money she gives me - shit just last week she had me crawling around under her funky ass bed to clean out the dust under it, I came out looking like a fucking shitzu! Bow wow fucking bitch, tricked me into to doing it anyway - saying shit about there being a case of beer under there.
But on to other shit, my baby Sable ain't called me yet. I KNOW she wants to and all but I'm sure Bitch is probably just not letting the call though. Baby, don't give up, I'm here for you. Although... you might wanna get a move on, I know of another hot bitch wanting some monkey love. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Dora been lusting over this hunk of studly monkey. But ladies don't worry, there's enough of AASM to go around.
Right now I'm on the lo-lo 'cuz bitch on some fucking rampage. Her boss done dissed her and given' her sit 'bout taking time off fo her kids. I told her I'd take care of it if she just let me have some gas money. Then she cut me a look that would have turned my hair white if it weren't already white and went into a tirade about how not letting me drive her car, my fucked up monkey friends not being worth nothing and me being a felon on probation not even being able to leave the house an' shit. I ducked the fuck out of the room as quick as i could, she looked like she was gonna start smacking me around. Bitch got all violent and crap while I was in lock up! If not for my probation, hell I'd teach her to show me some respect. See how she like a fucking black eye. But for now, I just have to be happy sneaking around and pissing in her slippers to get back at her.
Oh and last night, gawd-damn, she comes home all drunk and shit. She be going out all the fucking time! If she don't come home stinking drunk, she's stink of lube and cheap condoms. Mutha fuck! I'm jealous.
Anywayz, girls... give your stud monkey a call.. we can set things up.
But on to other shit, my baby Sable ain't called me yet. I KNOW she wants to and all but I'm sure Bitch is probably just not letting the call though. Baby, don't give up, I'm here for you. Although... you might wanna get a move on, I know of another hot bitch wanting some monkey love. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Dora been lusting over this hunk of studly monkey. But ladies don't worry, there's enough of AASM to go around.
Right now I'm on the lo-lo 'cuz bitch on some fucking rampage. Her boss done dissed her and given' her sit 'bout taking time off fo her kids. I told her I'd take care of it if she just let me have some gas money. Then she cut me a look that would have turned my hair white if it weren't already white and went into a tirade about how not letting me drive her car, my fucked up monkey friends not being worth nothing and me being a felon on probation not even being able to leave the house an' shit. I ducked the fuck out of the room as quick as i could, she looked like she was gonna start smacking me around. Bitch got all violent and crap while I was in lock up! If not for my probation, hell I'd teach her to show me some respect. See how she like a fucking black eye. But for now, I just have to be happy sneaking around and pissing in her slippers to get back at her.
Oh and last night, gawd-damn, she comes home all drunk and shit. She be going out all the fucking time! If she don't come home stinking drunk, she's stink of lube and cheap condoms. Mutha fuck! I'm jealous.
Anywayz, girls... give your stud monkey a call.. we can set things up.
posted by Angry Albino Sock Monkey!! at 2:46 PM
1 Comments:
O Monkey Man... can i be your love slave? You are so sexy and hot you make me ache... AND you can even have more than one love slave... but i want to be the number one ho.. cause i can you get you free porn and all.. since i am a porn star... or didnt the Bitch tell you?
You should come stay with me.. i won't make you clean under the beds... and i will make you a porn star... all the hot chicks i know will be begging to have the Albino Monkey in their porn movies and pics with them...
O Please you sexy Monkey of Love... please call me. i gave the Bitch my number and BEGGED her to give it to you....
dora
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