Lookin' Fo Love... Or Just A Good Fuck

After that Bitch who keeps me went off to bed last night I did what I usually do, checked CNN news and Fox News online. Yeah, whatEVER! HAHAHA! Just funnin', you know I was surfin' the nastiest porn I could find.. and not have to pay fo. I still ain't got that woman's fucking credit card number yet! Damn her! Anyway that Bitch left her IM list open so I took the time to check out who she talk to, 'cuz it's important that I knows who she knows and all. I look and she's got a bunch of ugly men and some delicious hot tasty looking babes. Oh yeah! I started making a list of all of them. Ya know my girl Sable was on there and so was my other girl Dora. I found me another hot sexy bitch to ad to my harem. Dixie girl you so hot, you just 'bout melted my eyeballs! Why don't you ditch that husband and come get some jungle love? You know you want it! Everybody want a piece of this hot studly monkey meat!

Shit, I gots to go, the roofies I stuck in her coffee done wore off. Better go look busy like I'm cleaning and shit.

Shout out to my girls, come on baby, you know you want to spank this monkey!