Go Vote You Sons A Bitches!

Today is election day. Get off your ass and go vote! I'll be out at the polls today (I'll even take a photo to prove it). I'll be voting at least once. I hate both of the mutha-fucking lieing-ass pansy rich boy candidates. They both suck. It's not about voting for the lesser of two evils though, you can vote for the most evil - and I'm not talking about that crack-head loud mouth Ralph fucking Nader, I'm talking about me. I'll be writing in my own name each time I vote. Gotta love democracy.

Write me in bitches or I'll rape your dog! Spell it right - Angry Albino Sock Monkey. Do it for democracy. Do it for me - or else!